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=== Comedy and jokes[edit] ===
  
=== Comedy and jokes[edit] ===
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Puns are a common source of humour in jokes and comedy shows. They are often used in the punch line of a joke, where they typically give a humorous meaning to a rather perplexing story. These are also known as feghoots. The following example comes from the movie ''Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'', though the punchline stems from far older Vaudeville roots.<sup>[13]</sup> The final line puns on the stock phrase "the lesser of two evils".
  
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:: Captain Aubrey, played by Russell Crowe: "Do you see those two weevils, Doctor?...Which would you choose?"
  
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:: Dr. Maturin: "Neither. There's not a scrap of difference between them. They're the same species of ''Curculio''."
  
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:: Captain Aubrey: "If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there were no other option."
  
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:: Dr. Maturin: "Well, then, if you're going to push me. I would choose the right-hand weevil. It has significant advantage in both length and breadth."
  
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:: Captain Aubrey: "There, I have you!...Do you not know that in the Service, one must always choose ''the lesser of two weevils''?"
  
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Puns often are used in the titles of comedic parodies. A parody of a popular song, movie, etc., may be given a title that hints at the title of the work being parodied, substituting some of the words with ones that sound or look similar. For example, collegiate a cappella groups are often named after musical puns to attract fans through attempts at humor. Such a title can immediately communicate both that what follows is a parody and also which work is about to be parodied, making any further "setup" (introductory explanation) unnecessary.
  
   
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====2014 saw the inaugural UK Pun Championships, at the Leicester Comedy Festival, hosted by Lee Nelson. The winner was Darren Walsh. The competition included the line "My computer's got a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking."<sup>[14]</sup> Walsh went on to take part in the O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships in Austin, Texas.<sup>[15]</sup> In 2015 the UK Pun Championship was Leo Kearse====
  
   
   

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the word "dog" may also mean the male of a canine species, as opposed to the word bitch for the female of the species.

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Etymology

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Cock and ball torture

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This article is about the sadomasochistic practice. For the German band, see Cock and Ball Torture (band).

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Electrostimulation applied on a penis, on which a skin bridge, a complication resulting fromcircumcision, is notably visible

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1]

The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

The practice carries significant health risks.

Contents

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  • 1Ballbusting
  • 2Ball stretcher
  • 3Ball crusher
  • 4Parachute
  • 5Humbler
  • 6Testicle cuffs
  • 7Safety
  • 8See also
  • 9References

Ballbusting[edit]

A woman knees a man in the testicles

"Ballbusting" is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed, punched or squeezed. In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. Like many of the other activities is this article, it carries significant health risks.

Ball stretcher[edit]

A single metal ball stretcher andcock ring

A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before, this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.

While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches,[2] and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.[citation needed] A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.

Ball crusher[edit]

A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

Parachute[edit]

A parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.

Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relatio

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That's right, the price of a cup of coffee is all we need. We're a small non-profit with costs of a top website: servers, staff and programs. We believe everyone should have access to free knowledge, without restriction or limitation. If Wikipedia is useful to you, please take one minute to keep it online and growing.''Thank you.'' | |} If we all gave $3, the fundraiser would be over in an hour. = Cock and ball torture = From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about the sadomasochistic practice. For the German band, see Cock and Ball Torture (band). {| class="metadata plainlinks ambox ambox-content ambox-Refimprove" | |This article '''needs additional citations for verification'''. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. ''(February 2009)'' |} Electrostimulation applied on a penis, on which a skin bridge, a complication resulting fromcircumcision, is notably visible '''Cock and ball torture''' ('''CBT''') is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. The practice carries significant health risks. == Contents ==  [hide]  * 1Ballbusting * 2Ball stretcher * 3Ball crusher * 4Parachute * 5Humbler * 6Testicle cuffs * 7Safety * 8See also * 9References == Ballbusting[edit] == A woman knees a man in the testicles "'''Ballbusting'''" is a form of CBT in which a man has his testicles kicked, kneed, punched or squeezed. In addition to its occasional role in BDSM pornography, ''Tamakeri'' (玉蹴り) (lit. ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. Like many of the other activities is this article, it carries significant health risks. == Ball stretcher[edit] == A single metal ball stretcher andcock ring A '''ball stretcher''' is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before, this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened. While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches,[2] and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.[''citation needed''] A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length. == Ball crusher[edit] == A '''ball crusher''' is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself. == Parachute[edit] == A '''parachute''' is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.[''citation needed''] == Humbler[edit] == Man with humbler A '''humbler''' is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the centre of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing considerable discomfort. == Testicle cuffs[edit] == A testicle-cuff, which has stretched the scrotum and forced the testicles to be farther from the body A '''testicle cuff''' is a ring-shaped device around the

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scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devises to restrain the male genitalia. A standardpadlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being 'owned', while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of 'owning' their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.[''citation needed''] However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits: * Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. * Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. * Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. * Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm. == Safety[edit] == {| class="metadata plainlinks ambox ambox-content" | |This section '''needs attention from an expert in Medicine'''. The specific problem is: '''concerns medical topics, but lacks appropriate citations.''' WikiProject Medicine (or its Portal) may be able to help recruit an expert. |} Loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture, which can be seen with loss of color and edemas.[3][''dead link''] Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling. Common injuries in cock and ball torture are abrasions, bruises, cuts and ejaculation of semen with blood (hematospermia). In more serious cases, swelling such ashematoma, spermatoceles, epididymal cysts occur.[''citation needed''] The most serious injuries are testicular rupture and testicular torsion, which require urgent medical attention.[4][''dead link''] == See also[edit] == {| class="mbox-small plainlinks sistersitebox" | |Wikimedia Commons has media related to '''''Male genital torture'''''. |} * Chastity cage * Cock ring * Groin attack * Scrotal inflation * Urethral sounding * Tamakeri == References[edit] == # '''Jump up^'''  # '''Jump up^'''  # '''Jump up^'''  # '''Jump up^'''  * Hardy Haberman, Fetish Diva Midori. ''The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment.'' Greenery Press, 2001. ISBN 1-890159-34-4. '''Listen to this article''' (info/dl) MENU 0:00 This audio file was created from a revision of the "Cock and ball torture" article dated 2010-03-14, and does not reflect subsequent edits to the article. 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Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a non-profit organization. * Privacy policy * About Wikipedia * Disclaimers * Contact Wikipedia * Developers * Mobile view * * == Roles with Humans == === Early roles === Domesticated dogs got advantages that wolves never had wolves unlike domesticated dogs didnt deep throat as well when peanut butter is applyed the humans loved the dick sucking so much they got all the dogs to do it so they trained them all then the dogs became so thorsty that they ate the dick whole === Work === [[File:Beagle hunting 2.jpg|300px|right]] Dogs Sucked Many Cocks And Bllack People Love That NIG NOG POLY WOG WRRROOOOMMMMNNGNGNGNGNG chicken isnt as good as dog meat -black person I LOVED FRIED DOG === Sports and Shows === Owners of dogs often enter them in competitions such who can suck the most peanut butter dick compitionsions humans also had them in porn sports === Food Source === [[File:Shih Tzu 3.jpg|300px|right]] Dog meat is consumed in some porno sicko movies where big black women like to ride that shit like a horse{{main|Dog Anatomy}} Domestic dogs have been selectively bred for dick sucking[[File:Puppy biting.jpg|300px|right]] === Sight === A Greyhound, one of many dick sucking breads they could see massive cock 100 miles away and knew when they could get lucky and get some good peanut butter semen === Smell === Dogs can smell a good cum 100 miles away 1000 if ur a black male == Physical Characteristics == === Breeds === {{main|Dog Breeds}} {{see also|Dog Type|List of Dog Breeds}} '''BEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKER BEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HACKERBEASTIALITY IS SHIT FUCK U STFU LITTLE HAC

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Dogs with double coats tend to originate in colder climates. Domewhen 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemstic dogs often display the remnants of countershading, a common natural camouflage pattern. A countershaded animal will have dark coloring on its upper surfaces and light coloring below, which reduces its general visibility. Thus many breeds will have an occasional "blaze", stripe, or "star" of white fur on their chest or underside. ==== Tail ==== There are many different shapes for dog tails: straight, straight up, sickle, curled, or cork-screw. In some breeds, the tail is traditionally docked to avoid injuries (especially for hunting dogs). In some breeds, puppies can be born with a short tail or no tail at all. This occurs more frequently in those breeds that are frequently docked and thus have no breed standard regarding the tail. === Health === {{main|Dog Health}} Dogs are susceptible to various diseases, ailments, and poisons, some of which can affect humans. To defend against many common diseases, dogs are often vaccinated. First generation hybrids such as this terrier mix often are healthier than either parent due to the genetic phenomenon of heterosis or "hybrid vigor". Some breeds of dogs are prone to certain genetic ailments such as elbow or hip dysplasia, blindness, deafness, pulmonic stenosis, cleft palate, and trick knees. Two serious medical conditions particularly affecting dogs are pyometra, affecting unspayed females of all types and ages, and bloat, which affects the larger breeds or deep-chested dogs. Both of these are acute conditions, and can kill rapidly. Dogs are also susceptible to parasites such as fleas, ticks, and mites, as well as hookworms, tapeworms, roundworms, and heartworms. Dogs are highly susceptible to theobromine poisoning, typically from ingestion of chocolate. Theobromine is toxic to dogs because although the dog's metabolism is capable of breaking down the chemical, the process is so slow that even small amounts of chocolate can be fatal, especially dark chocolate. Dogs are also vulnerable to some of the same health conditions as humans, including diabetes, dental and heart disease, epilepsy, cancer, hypothyroidism, and arthritis. === Mortality === {{main|Dog Aging}} The typical lifespan of dogs varies widely among breeds, but for most the median longevity, the age at which half the dogs in a population have died and half are still alive, ranges from 10 to 13 years. Individual dogs may live well beyond the median of their breed.when 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problem The breed with the shortest lifespan (among breeds for which there is a questionnaire survey with a reasonable sample size) is the Dogue de Bordeaux, with a median longevity of about 5.2 years, but several breeds, including Miniature Bull Terriers, Bloodhounds, and Irish Wolfhounds are nearly as short-lived, with median longevities of 6 to 7 years. The longest-lived breeds, including Toy Poodles, Japanese Spitz, Border Terriers, and Tibetan Spaniels, have median longevities of 14 to 15 years. The median longevity of mixed breed dogs, taken as an average of all sizes, is one or more years longer than that of purebred dogs when all breeds are averaged. The dog widely reported to be the longest-lived is "Bluey," who died in 1939 and was claimed to be 29.5 years old at the time of his death; however, the Bluey record is anecdotal and unverified. The longest verified records are of dogs living for 24 years. [[File:Beagle-puppy.jpg|300px|right]] === Predation === Although wild dogs, like wolves, are apex predators, they can be killed in territory disputes with wild animals. Furthermore, in areas where both dogs and other large predators live, dogs can be a major food source for big cats or canines. Reports from Croatia indicate that dogs are killed more frequently than sheep. Wolves in Russia apparently limit feral dog populations. In Wisconsin, more compensation has been paid for dog losses than livestock. Some wolf pairs have been reported to prey on dogs by having one wolf lure the dog out into heavy brush where the second animal waits in ambush. In some instances, wolves have displayed an uncharacteristic fearlessness of humans and buildings when attacking dogs, to the extent that they have to be beaten off or killed. Coyotes and big cats have also been known to attack dogs. Leopards when 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemin particular are known to have a predilection for dogs, and have been recorded to kill and consume them regardless of the dog's size or ferocity. Tigers in Manchuria, Indochina, Indonesia, and Malaysia, are reputed to kill dogs with the same vigor as leopards. Striped Hyenas are major predators of village dogs in Turkmenistan, India, and the Caucasus. Reptiles such as alligators and pythons have been known to kill and eat dogs. === Diet === {{main|Dog Food}} Some sources describe dogs as carnivores. Other sources describe dogs as omnivores, despite their descent from wolves and despite their classification in the order Carnivora. Unlike an obligate carnivore, such as a member of the cat family with its shorter small intes

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ine, a dog is neither dependent on meat-specific protein nor a very high level of protein in order to fulfill its basic dietary requirements. Dogs are able to healthily digest a variety of foods, including vegetables and grains, and can consume a large proportion of these in their diet. In the wild, canines often eat available plants and fruits. === Reproduction === In domestic dogs, sexual maturity begins to happen around age six to twelve months for both males and females, although this can be delayed until up to two years old for some large breeds. This is the time at which female dogs will have their first estrous cycle. They will experience subsequent estrous cycles biannually, during which the body prepares for pregnancy. At the peak of the cycle, females will come into estrus, being mentally and physically receptive to copulation. Because the ova survive and awhen 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemre capable of being fertilized for a week after ovulation, it is possible for a female to mate with more than one male. Dogs bear their litters roughly 56 to 72 days after fertilization, with an average of 63 days, although the length of gestation can vary. An average litter consists of about six puppies, though this number may vary widely based on the breed of dog. Toy dogs generally produce from one to four puppies in each litter, while much larger breeds may average as many as twelve. Some dog breeds have acquired traits through selective breeding that interfere with reproduction. Male French Bulldogs, for instance, are incapable of mounting the female. For many dogs of this breed, the female must be artificially inseminated in order to reproduce. [[File:Shih Tzu 2.jpg|300px|right]] === Neutering === A stray dog from Sri Lanka nursing her four puppies. Neutering refers to the sterilization of animals, usually bwhen 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemy removal of the male's testicles or the female's ovaries and uterus, in order to eliminate the ability to procreate and reduce sex drive. Because of the overpopulation of dogs in some countries, many animal control agencies, such as the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA), advise that dogs not intended for further breeding should be neutered, so that they do not have undesired puppies that may have to later be euthanized. According to the Humane Society of the United States, 3–4 million dogs and cats are put down each year in the United States and many more are confined to cages in shelters because there are many more animals than there are homes. Spaying or castrating dogs helps keep overpopulation down. Local humane societies, SPCAs, and other animal protection organizations urge people to neuter their pets and to adopt animals from shelters instead of purchasing them. Neutering reduces problems caused by hypersexuality, especially in male dogs. Spayed female dogs are less likely to develop some forms of cancer, affecting mammary glands, ovaries, and other reproductive organs. However, neutering increases the risk of urinary incontinence iwhen 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemn female dogs, and prostate cancer in males, as well as osteosarcoma, hemangiosarcoma, cruciate ligament rupture, obesity, and diabetes mellitus in either gender. === Intelligence === {{main|Dog Intelligence}} The domestic dog has a predisposition to exhibit a social intelligence that is uncommon in the animal world. Dogs are capable of learning in a number of ways, such as through simple reinforcement (e.g. classical or operant conditioning) and by observation. Dogs go through a series of stages of cognitive development. They are not born with the understanding that objects which are not being actively perceived still remain in existence, called object permanence. This occurs as the infant learns to interact intentionally with objects around it. For dogs, this occurs at roughly 8 weeks of age. [[File:Shih Tzu 5.JPG|300px|right]] Puppies learn behaviors quickly by following examples set by experienced dogs. This form of intelligence is not peculiar to those tasks dogs have been bred to perform, but can be generalized to myriad abstract problems. For example, Dachshund puppies who watched an experienced dog pull a cart by tugging on an attached piece of ribbon in order to get a reward from inside the cart learned the task fifteen times faster than those who were left to solve the problemwhen 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problem on their own. Dogs can also learn by mimicking human behaviors. In one study, puppies were presented with a box, and shown that when a handler pressed a lever, a ball would roll out of the box. The handler then allowed the puppy to play with the ball, making it an intrinsic reward. The pups were then allowed to interact with the box. Roughly three-quarters of the puppies subsequently touched the lever, and over half successfully released the ball, compared to only 6 percent in a control group that did not watch the human manipulate the lever. Another study found that handing an object between experimenters who then used the object's name in a sentence successfully taught an observing dog each object's name, allowing the dog to subsequently retrieve the item. Dogs also demonstrate sophisticated social cognition by associating behavioral cues with abstract meanings. One such class of social cognition involves the understanding that others are conscious agents. Research has shown that dogs are capable of interpreting subtle social cues, and appear to recognize when a human or dog's attention is focused on them. To test this, researchers devised a task in which a reward was hidden underneath one of two buckets. The experimenter then attempted to communicate with the dog to indicate the location of the reward by using a wide range of signals: tapping the bucket, pointing to the bucket, nodding to the bucket, or simply looking at the bucket. The results showed that domestic dogs were better than chimpanzees, wolves, and human infants at this task, and even young puppies with limited exposure to humans performed well. Dr. Stanley Coren, an expert on dog psychology, states that these results demonstrated the social cognition of dogs can exceed that of even our closest genetic relatives, and that this capacity is a recent genetic acquisition which distinguishes the dog from its ancestor, the wolf. Studies have also investigated whether dogs engaged in partnered play change their behavior depending on the attention-state of their partner. Those studies showed that play signals were only sent when the dog was holding the attention of its partner. If the partner was distracted, the dog instead engaged in attention-getting behavior before sending a play signal. Dr. Coren has also argued that dogs demonstrate a sophisticated theory of mind by engaging in deception, which he supports with a number of anecdotes, including one examwhen 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemple where a dog hid a stolen treat by sitting on it until the rightful owner of the treat left the room. Although this could have been accidental, Coren suggests that the thief understood that the treat's owner would be unable to find the treat if it were out of view. Together, the empirical data and anecdotal evidence points to dogs possessing at least a limited form of theory of mind. === Behavior === {{main|Dog Behavior}} Although dogs have been the subject of a great deal of behaviorist psychology (e.g. Pavlov's dog), they do not enter the world with a psychological "blank slate". Rather, dog when 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problembehavior is affected by genetic factors as well as environmental factors. Domestic dogs exhibit a number of behaviors and predispositions that were inherited from wolves. The Gray Wolf is a social animal that has evolved a sophisticated means of communication and social structure. The domestic dog has inherited some of these predispositions, but many of the salient characteristics in dog behavior have been largely shaped by selective breeding by humans. Thus some of these characteristics, such as the dog's highly developed social cognition, are found only in primitive forms in grey wolves. == Differences from Wolves == [[File:Shih Tzu AKC Top 10.jpg|300px|left]] === Physical Characteristics === Compared to equally sized wolves, dogs tend to have 20% smaller skulls, 30% smaller brains, as well as proportionately smaller teeth than other canid species. Dogs require fewer calories to function than wolves. Their diet of human refuse in antiquity made the large brains and jaw muscles needed for hunting unnecessary. It is thought by certain experts that the dog's limp ears are a result of atrophy of the jaw muscles. The skin of domestic dogs tends to be thicker than that of wolves, with some Inuit tribes favoring the former for use as clothing due to its greater resistance to wear and tear in harsh weather. The paws of a dog are half the size of those of a wolf, and their tails tend to curl upwards, another trait not found in wolves. === Behavior === Dogs tend to be poorer than wolves at observational learning, being more responsive to instrumental conditioning. Feral dogs show little of the complex social structure or dominance hierarchy present in wolf packs. For dogs, other members of their kind are of no help in locating food items, and are more like competitors. Feral dogs are primarily scavengers, with studies showing that unlike their wild cousins, they are poor ungulate hunters, having little impact on wildlife populations where they are sympatric. However, feral dogs have been reported to be effective hunters of reptiles in the Galápagos Islands and free ranging pet dogs are more prone to predatory behavior toward wild animals. Despite common belief, domestic dogs can be monogamous. Breeding in feral packs can be, but does not have to be restricted to a dominant alpha pair (despite common belief, such things also occur in wolf packs). Male dogs are unusual among canids by the fact that they mostly seem to play no role in raising their puppies, and do not kill the young of other females to increase their own reproductive success. Some sources say that dogs differ from wolves and most other large canid species by the fact that they do when 2 dogs lick ur peanut butter covered dong this means u have a problemnot regurgitate food for their young, nor the young of other dogs in the same territory. However, this difference was not observed in all domestic dogs.[[File:Shih Tzu winner.gif|300px|right]] Regurgitating of food by the females for the young as well as care for the young by the males has been observed in domestic dogs, dingos as well as in other feral or semi-feral dogs. Regurgitating of food by the females and direct choosing of only one mate has been observed even in those semi-feral dogs of direct domestic dog ancestry. Also regurgitating of food by males has been observed in free-ranging domestic dogs. === Trainability === Dogs display much greater tractability than tame wolves, and are generally much more responsive to coercive techniques involving fear, aversive stimuli, and force than wolves, which are most responsive toward positive conditioning and rewards. Unlike tame wolves, dogs tend to respond more to voice than hand signals. Although they are less difficult to control than wolves, they can be comparatively more difficult to teach than a motivated wolf. [[Category:Dogs]]nship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. 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Humbler[edit]

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A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene.

The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the centre of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces

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the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing considerable discomfort.

Testicle cuffs[edit]

A testicle-cuff, which has stretched the scrotum and forced the testicles to be farther from the body

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devises to restrain the male genitalia. A standardpadlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being 'owned', while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of 'owning' their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.[citation needed]

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

  • Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.
  • Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.
  • Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.
  • Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

Safety[edit]

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Loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture, which can be seen with loss of color and edemas.[3][dead link] Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling.

Common injuries in cock and ball torture are abrasions, bruises, cuts and ejaculation of semen with blood (hematospermia). In more serious cases, swelling such ashematoma, spermatoceles, epididymal cysts occur.[citation needed]

The most serious injuries are testicular rupture and testicular torsion, which require urgent medical attention.[4][dead link]

See also[edit]

Wikimedia Commons has media related to Male genital torture.
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  • Cock ring
  • Groin attack
  • Scrotal inflation
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  • Tamakeri

References[edit]

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  • Hardy Haberman, Fetish Diva Midori. The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment. Greenery Press, 2001. ISBN 1-890159-34-4.

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For other uses, see Pun (disambiguation).

KLEPTOROUMANIA Punch cartoon of the Second Balkan War. King Carol I of Romania points his pistol at King Petar of Serbia and KingConstantine of Greece while he stealsSouthern Dobrudja from the disarmed Tsar Ferdinand of Bulgaria. The title "KLEPTOROUMANIA" is a pun onkleptomania, the mental disorder of impulsive stealing for the sake of stealing.

The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.[1][2] These ambiguities can arise from the intentional use of homophonic, homographic, metonymic, or figurative language. A pun differs from a malapropism in that a malapropism is an incorrect variation on a correct expression, while a pun involves expressions with multiple correct interpretations. Puns may be regarded as in-jokes or idiomatic constructions, as their usage and meaning are specific to a particular language and its culture.

Puns have a long history in human writing. Sumerian cuneiform and Egyptian hieroglyphs were originally based on punning systems, and the Roman playwright Plautus was famous for his puns and word games.[3][4] Punning has been credited as the fundamental concept behind alphabets, writing, and even human civilization.[3]

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  • 1Typology
  • 2Use
    • 2.1Comedy and jokes
    • 2.2Literature
    • 2.3Rhetoric
    • 2.4Design
  • 3Paronomasia in the media
  • 4Confusion and alternative uses
    • 4.1Science and computing
  • 5History
  • 6See also
  • 7Notes
  • 8References
  • 9Further reading
  • 10External links

Typology[edit]

Puns can be classified in various ways:

The homophonic pun, a common type, uses word pairs which sound alike (homophones) but are not synonymous. Walter Redfern exemplified this type with his statement, "To pun is to treat homonyms assynonyms."[5] For example, in George Carlin's phrase "Atheism is a non-prophet institution", the word prophet is put in place of its homophone profit, altering the common phrase "non-profit institution". Similarly, the joke "Question: Why do we still have troops in Germany? Answer: To keep the Russians in Czech" relies on the aural ambiguity of the homophones check and Czech. Often, puns are not strictly homophonic, but play on words of similar, not identical, sound as in the example from the "Pinky and the Brain" cartoon film series: "I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?" which plays with the similar—but not identical—sound of peas and peace.[6]

A homographic pun exploits words which are spelled the same (homographs) but possess different meanings and sounds. Because of their nature, they rely on sight more than hearing, contrary to homophonic puns. They are also known as heteronymic puns. Examples in which the punned words typically exist in two different parts of speech often rely on unusual sentence construction, as in the anecdote: "When asked to explain his large number of children, the pig answered simply: 'The wild oats of my sow gave us many piglets.'" An example that combines homophonic and homographic punning is Douglas Adams's line "You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass." The phrase uses the homophonic qualities of tune a and tuna, as well as the homographic pun on bass, in which ambiguity is reached through the identical spellings of /ˈbeɪs/ (a string instrument), and /ˈbæs/ (a kind of fish).

Homonymic puns, another common type, arise from the exploitation of words which are both homographs and homophones. The statement "Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another" puns on the two meanings of the word lie as "a deliberate untruth" and as "the position in which something rests". An adaptation of a joke repeated by Isaac Asimov gives us "Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?" playing on strained as "to give much effort" and "to filter".[7] A homonymic pun may also be polysemic, in which the words must be homonymic and also possess related meanings, a condition that is often subjective. However, lexicographers define polysemes as listed under a single dictionary lemma (a unique numbered meaning) while homonyms are treated in separate lemmata.

A compound pun is a statement that contains two or more puns. For example, a complex statement by Richard Whately includes four puns: "Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred."[8] This pun uses sand which is there/sandwiches there, Ham/ham, mustered/mustard, and bred/bread. Similarly, the phrase "piano is not my forte" cleverly links two meanings of the words forte and piano, one for the dynamic markings in music and the second for the literal meaning of the sentence. Compound puns may also combine two phrases that share a word. For example, "Where do mathematicians go on weekends? To a Möbius strip club!" puns on Möbius strip and strip club.

A recursive pun is one in which the second aspect of a pun relies on the understanding of an element in the first. For example, the statement "π is only half a pie." (π radians is 180 degrees, or half a circle, and a pieis a complete circle). Another example is "Infinity is not in finity", which means infinity is not in finite range. Another example is "a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."[9] Finally, we are given "Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant" by Oscar Wilde.[citation needed]

Visual puns are used in many logos, emblems, insignia, and other graphic symbols, in which one or more of the pun aspects are replaced by a picture. In European heraldry, this technique is called canting arms. Visual and other puns and word games are also common in Dutch gable stones as well as in some cartoons, such as Lost Consonants and The Far Side. Another type of visual pun exists in languages which use non-phonetic writing. For example, in Chinese, a pun may be based on a similarity in shape of the written character, despite a complete lack of phonetic similarity in the words punned upon.[10] Mark Elvin describes how this "peculiarly Chinese form of visual punning involved comparing written characters to objects."[11]

Richard J. Alexander notes two additional forms which puns may take: graphological (sometimes called visual) puns, such as concrete poetry; and morphological puns, such as portmanteaux.[12]

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Literature[edit]

Non-humorous puns were and are a standard poetic device in English literature. Puns and other forms of word play have been used by many famous writers, such as Alexander Pope, James Joyce, Vladimir Nabokov, Robert Bloch, Lewis Carroll, John Donne, and William Shakespeare, who is estimated to have used over 3,000 puns in his plays.[citation needed]

Here is an example from Shakespeare's Richard III:

"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York" (Son/sun)

Shakespeare was also noted for his frequent play with less serious puns, the "quibbles" of the sort that made Samuel Johnson complain, "A quibble is to Shakespeare what luminous vapours are to the traveller! He follows it to all adventures; it is sure to lead him out of his way, sure to engulf him in the mire. It has some malignant power over his mind, and its fascinations are irresistible."[17] Elsewhere, Johnson disparagingly referred to punning as "the lowest form of humour".[citation needed]

In the poem A Hymn to God the Father, John Donne, married to Anne More, reportedly puns repeatedly: "Son/sun" in the second quoted line, and two compound puns on "Donne/done" and "More/more". All three are homophonic, with the puns on "more" being both homographic and capitonymic. The ambiguities serve to introduce several possible meanings into the verses.

"When Thou hast done, Thou hast not done / For I have more.
that at my death Thy Son / Shall shine as he shines now, and heretofore
And having done that, Thou hast done; / I fear no more."

Alfred Hitchcock stated "Puns are the highest form of literature."[18]

Rhetoric[edit]

Puns can function as a rhetorical device, where the pun serves as a persuasive instrument for an author or speaker. Although puns are often perceived as cliché, if used responsibly a pun "…can be an effective communication tool in a variety of situations and forms".[19] A major difficulty in using puns in this manner is that the meaning of a pun can be interpreted very differently according to the audience’s background and can significantly subtract from a message.[20]

Design[edit]

Like other forms of wordplay, paronomasia is occasionally used for its attention-getting or mnemonic qualities, making it common in titles and the names of places, characters, and organizations, and in advertising and slogans.[21][22]

Many restaurant and shop names use puns: Cane & Able mobility healthcare, Sam & Ella's Chicken Palace, Tiecoon tie shop, Planet of the Grapes wine and spirits,[23] Curl Up and Dye hair salon, as do books such as Pies and Prejudice, comics (YU+ME: dream) and films (Good Will Hunting). The Japanese anime Speed Racer's original title, Mach GoGoGo! refers to the English word itself, the Japanese word for five (the Mach 5's car number), and the name of the show's main character, Go Mifune. This is also an example of a multilingual pun, full understanding of which requires knowledge of more than language on the part of the listener.

Names of characters also often carry puns, such as Ash Ketchum and Goku ("kakarot"), the protagonists of the anime series Pokémon and Dragonball, respectively, both franchises which are known for including second meanings in the names of many of their characters. A recurring motif in the Austin Powers films repeatedly puns on names which suggest male genitalia. In the science fiction television series Star Trek, "B-4" is used as the name of one of four androids models constructed "before" the android Data, a main character.

The parallel sequel The Lion King 1½ advertised with the phrase "You haven't seen the 1/2 of it!". Wyborowa Vodka employed the slogan "Enjoyed for centuries straight", while Northern Telecom used "Technology the world calls on."[21]

On 1 June 2015 the BBC Radio 4 You and Yours included a feature on "Puntastic Shop Titles". Entries included a Chinese Takeaway in Ayr town centre called "Ayr’s Wok", a kebab shop in Ireland called "Abra Kebabra" and a tree-surgeon in Dudley called ‘’Special Branch." The winning competition entry, selected by Lee Nelson, was a dry cleaner's in Fulham and Chelsea called "Starchy and Starchy".[24]

Paronomasia in the media[edit]

Paronomasia, also known as the pun, has found a strong foothold in the media. William Safire of the New York Times suggests that "the root of this pace-growing [use of paranomasia] is often a headliner-writer’s need for quick catchiness, and has resulted in a new tolerance for a long-despised form of humor."[25] It can be argued that paronomasia is common in the media, especially headlines, to draw the reader’s interest. The rhetoric is important because it connects people with the topic. A notable example is the New York Post headline "Headless Body in Topless Bar." [26]

Paronomasia is prevalent orally as well. Salvatore Attardo believes that puns are verbal humor. He talks about Pepicello and Weisberg's linguistic theory of humor and believes the only form of linguistic humor is limited to puns.[27] This is because a pun is play on the word itself. Attardo believes that only puns are able to maintain humor and this humor has significance. It is able to help soften a situation and make it less serious, it can help make something more memorable, and using a pun can make the speaker seem witty.

Paronomasia is strong in print media and oral conversation so it can be assumed that paronomasia is strong in broadcast media as well. Examples of paranomasia in media are sound bites. They could be memorable because of the humor and rhetoric associated with paronomasia, thus making the significance of the sound bite stronger.

Confusion and alternative uses[edit]

There exist subtle differences between paronomasia and other literary techniques, such as the double entendre. While puns are often simple wordplay for comedic or rhetorical effect, a double entendre alludes to a second meaning which is not contained within the statement or phrase itself, often one which purposefully disguises the second meaning. As both exploit the use of intentional double meanings, puns can sometimes be double entendres, and vice versa. Puns also bear similarities with paraprosdokian, syllepsis and eggcorns. In addition, homographic puns are sometimes compared to the stylistic device antanaclasis, and homophonic puns to polyptoton. Puns can be used as a type of mnemonic device to enhance comprehension in an educational setting. Used discreetly, puns can effectively reinforce content and aid in the retention of material. Some linguists have encouraged the creation of neologisms to decrease the instances of confusions caused by puns.[28]

Science and computing[edit]

Scientific puns rely on the contrast between precise technical and imprecise informal definitions of the same word. In statistical contexts, for example, the word significant is usually assumed to mean "statistically significant", which has a precisely defined technical meaning. Using significant with the layperson meaning "of practical significance" in such contexts would qualify as punning, such as the webcomic xkcd's pun "statistically significant other".[29]

In formal linguistics, puns can often be found embedded within the etymological meaning or usage of words, which in turn may be buried over time and unknown to native speakers. Puns may also be found insyntax, where morphological constructions have derived from what may have originally been humorous word play, slang, or otherwise idiosyncratic word usage.

In computing, esoteric programming languages (EPLs) are based in or contain what may be regarded as conceptual puns, as they typically misuse common programming concepts in ways which are absurd, or functionally useless. Some EPL puns may be obvious, such as in the usage of text images, while other puns are highly conceptual and understandable to experts only.

In computer science, the term type punning refers to a programming technique that subverts or circumvents the type system of a programming language, by allowing a value of a certain type to be manipulated as a value of a different type. For instance, a four-byte integer may be 'cast' as a floating point value; or an instance of class Dog may be treated as a member of a superclass Animal by 'casting' the dog instance as a (more generic) animal.

History[edit]

Puns were found in ancient Egypt, where they were heavily used in development of myths and interpretation of dreams.[30]

In China, Shen Dao (ca. 300 BC) used "shi", meaning "power", and "shi", meaning "position" to say that a king has power because of his position as king.[31]

In ancient Iraq, about 2500 BC, punning was used by scribes to represent words in cuneiform.[32]

The Maya are known for having used puns in their hieroglyphic writing, and for using them in their modern languages.[33]

In Japan, "graphomania" was one type of pun.[34]

In Tamil, Sledai is the word used to mean pun in which a word with two different meanings. This is also classified as a poetry style in ancient Tamil literature. Similarly, in Telugu language, Slesha is the equivalent word and is among one of the several poetry styles in Telugu literature.

See also[edit]

  • Albur
  • Alliteration
  • Antanaclasis
  • Auto-antonym
  • Dajare
  • Double entendre
  • Eggcorn
  • Feghoot
  • Malapropism
  • Mondegreen
  • Paraprosdokian
  • Polyptoton
  • Satiric misspelling
  • Syllepsis

Notes[edit]

  1. Jump up^ Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary. 2009. Retrieved 7 February 2009
  2. Jump up^ Dictionary.com. 2009. Retrieved 23 April 2010.
  3. ^ Jump up to:a b 
  4. Jump up^ M. Fontaine, Funny Words in Plautine Comedy, Oxford, 2010.
  5. Jump up^ Puns, Blackwell, London, 1984
  6. Jump up^ See the citation on Wikiquote
  7. Jump up^ Asimov, Isaac. Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor, p. 175, § 252. 1971. Houghton Mifflin. New York.
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  10. Jump up^ Attardo, Salvatore. Linguistic Theories of Humor, p.109. Walter de Gruyter, 1994. Alleton, V. : L'écriture chinoise. Paris, 1970.
  11. Jump up^ Mark Elvin "The Spectrum of Accessibility : Types of Humor in The Destinies of the Flowers in the Mirror", p. 113. In :- Roger T. Ames (et al.) : Interpreting Culture through Translation: a Festschrift for D. C. Lau. 1991. pp. 101–118.
  12. Jump up^ Alexander, Richard J. Aspects of Verbal Humour in English, pp.21–41
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  17. Jump up^ Samuel Johnson, Preface to Shakespeare.
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  22. Jump up^ http://leo.aichi-u.ac.jp/~goken/bulletin/pdfs/No16/03AbassF.pdf
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  25. Jump up^ Safire, W. "On Language: A Barrel of Puns." New York Times (1923-Current file): SM2. 1980.
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  27. Jump up^ Attardo S. "Puns, Relevance and Appreciation in Advertisements." Journal of Pragmatics 37.5 (2005): 707-21.
  28. Jump up^ Shakespeare Survey - Volume 23 - Page 19, Kenneth Muir - 2002
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  30. Jump up^ Magic in ancient Egypt by Geraldine Pinch University of Texas Press, 1995, 191 pages page 68
  31. Jump up^ Three ways of thought in ancient China by Arthur Waley Stanford University Press, 1982 – 216 pages, page 81
  32. Jump up^ Mathematics in ancient Iraq: a social history Eleanor Robson, Princeton University Press, 2008, 441 pages, page 31
  33. Jump up^ New theories on the ancient Maya Elin C. Danien, Robert J. Sharer, University of Pennsylvania. University Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, UPenn Museum of Archaeology, 1992 – 245 pages, page 99
  34. Jump up^ The Cambridge History of Japan: Ancient Japan Delmer M. Brown, John Whitney Hall, Cambridge University Press, 1993 – 650 pages page 463

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